My daughter, as anyone who knows her will agree, is very much a ‘say it like it is’ kinda gal. She doesn’t hide what she thinks, and generally cuts things down to their bluntest terms.
We got into the car tonight to take Josh home and Sean’s LMFAO CD was playing. Brianna wanted to hear “All Night Long”, but “Champagne Showers” was just starting. She commented, “No, this is Champagne Showers, which isn’t actually about champagne.”
Josh asked, “Is it about showers?” Silly boy.
To which Brianna replied, “No, it’s about sperm.”
Which stunned both me and Josh into silence.